Monday, June 15, 2009, 8:58 AM
Graduated from BMT quite sometime ago
Found that BMT wasn't so bad afterall, if given a chance I would do BMT all over again. Army has given some very wonderful memories to cherish about.
"Kam-chong Kings"
Nearly my entire section belong to this group. I tend to go down 3-5mins earlier. Nicholas and Jasper have disappeared by then. Look out of the window, you may well find them in senang-diri position at the right marker's spot already. I guess its the kind of enthusiasm that can infect the entire platoon. By the 5th week, every section has their own early birds
"Sergeant P****"
Well, he's the sergeant that's the h**** one. The one that reads TinTin in his spare time. The weirdest but the most liked and most well-respected in the platoon. For him, water on the floor = c****** ; weather is hot = steam; cigar formation equals to something else (recall your hand signs now boys) double up = w******. But when it is time to be serious, we dont mess around with him
"Leftenant Jordan"
He's the one who seems to be pretty concerned with his hair. And says out his vulgarities in a fashion of rap. Perhaps the most fashionable of commanders, good luck with his subsequent batches of recruits, we were his 1st.
"Field-camp"
Thunderflashes. Fooling with an entire magazine of blanks. Rations that taste like crap. Digging your own craphole after the latrines were filled up. Doing tactical manuoveurs. And getting to see an entire family of wild boars, it happens only once in our lives. And it truly is bonding for you and your section
"Nightfall: Special Ops"
Last night in Ladang, we all slept way past the 2230 timing. This is where the demons have been unleashed. Kiwi soap pee, you name it. And Shankar lost 3 pair of short and shoes. And section 2 assaulted a combined group of section 1,4,5 unknowingly. The result: pillow fight
"Shankar"
Punching bag of platoon 3, well of the commanders most of the time. Simply stupid, simply selfish. Marching (can't march in time even on PoC-day) Stand-by-Area (Everybody is in position in smart4, the fool has only worn his trousers) Field pack display outside room (His et stick is on the parapet and basha pole's probably outside the toilet) Pumping by Commanders (shows middle finger).
Its an amazing phenomenon really, how such a dumb and retarded entity can actually exsist on Earth
"Kenny Perreria"
If you watch Army Daze, KP is the sissy in the movie. And we have a "zhar-bo" like that in platoon 2. Walks like a girl, laughs like a girl, oh and the poor fella is so blur that on the 4-5th week, he still doesn't know whats a gas regulator
"Naded"
Okay this happened during Live nade throwing. Some dumb-**** from platoon 1 dropped his practice nade in the bay and it exploded. Apparently, he didn't know how to hold it prroperly and neither did he have the strength to hold it for extended periods. Result:A good shelling from the Sergeants and most likely a stayin or two
Pegasus Platoon 3 "Pa Buay To"
I love my Smart 4